Brujeria y Puteria

Bruji & Mimi found something new to blame their problems are and the girls talk about creating your own spells and it’s basic elements!

Bruji Arleen asked you to send in your sun sign to get a one card reading, and ya’ll came through! She might be flying solo in this one, but the tea is still sizzling, one specific bruji got a VERY specific card jumping out for them!

The brujis finally include PUTERIA. The first week of Virgo season means it’s Ashley’s turn in the hot seat & we get all the tea on her love life. What two signs does she go back & forth on? Who almost put hands on her?! And why do the brujis always try to set her up & fail? PLUS A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.

The 3 virgos are excited for their VIRGO SEASON. Why did Michelle hate Ashley when they first met? How can we tell when we’re talking to another Virgo?! And what makes our sign the Beyoncé of the zodiacs?

The brujis try to tap into their Cuban culture by understanding Santeria. What happened to Arleen’s abuelita? Fidel is a santero?! The brujis do their research into all the beautiful, and spiritual aspect of this religion.

The brujis were drinking wine, & eating cheese when Ashley suddenly asks “wait what’s the line between jinxing & manifesting?” So the putis continue last weeks manifesting in depth, while answering one our bruji listeners questions!

The putis had a looooooong week, and Ashley had a loooooooot of wine. Why did Michelle & Arleen get into fight? Who did Michelle tell to go f*ck themselves? Where’s Ashley going to live?! Did Arleen catch COVID on a plane?! Maybe this spell can give them the answers.

The putis have a special guest to talk about vampires! And not the sparkling kind, but the energy kind. The ones that suck the energy out of you and leave you feeling like you need another cafecito to make it through the day.

The putis have a special guest, of the male species, Michelle comes back with a tattoo?! And which abuela was talking shit?! And WHAT FULL MOON RITUALS DO THE PUTIS LIVE BY?!

The putis give us a little bit of a catch up session, they’ve been away, it’s mercury retrograde, and they got chisme to discuss.

The putis are back, and for this very special premiere they have a special guest dropping some knowledge on Jamaican culture, Obeah, and the ghosts that have been following her.

The Burji’s took a road trip & the only thing scarier than Miami drivers, was the tarot reading they did on a fellow puti, the creepy air bnb, and the ghost living in Mimi’s guest room.

The putis try to do a virtual tarot reading and the cards have tremendo chisme.

The Putis answer some of your questions and get lost talking about their experiences with Tarot Card readings. Does Ashley have a friendly ghost?

Hey you all cool cats and kittens it's your putis here exposing the real reason why Tiger Kings Carole Baksin and Joe Exotic hate each other! Remember if you want peace, always prepare for war.

What happens when you get three drunk Virgos, a never ending quarantine, & 1 notorious Florida Man? Caution: you’re going to want to pour a drink to join us for this one!

Looks like there's more puteria than brujeria during quarantine. The Putis practice social distancing as they FaceTime and spill the chisme on porn hub, taking your temperature and Taylor Swift.

Need to tell your boss that she’s been a mega bitch but don’t know how? Maybe your throat chakra’s blocked. The putis try to understand what the hell that means.

Three very different virgos trying to decipher their natal charts. Is it real? Is it bullshit? Is the problem my rising, or am I just a bitch?

Grab your cafecito because this is the official Brujeria y Puteria Podcast. Where three Miami Virgos talk shit while we deal with shit. And Putis, we got café to spill.

If mercury retrograde is over does that mean we can’t blame everything bad in our lives on it anymore? Listen to us talk about our car accidents, relationship issues, coronavirus, & all the things mercury fucked up! (Or at least we want to say it did)